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I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:
I went in for a check up today and the doctor asked me if i had any concerns, so I looked long and hard into the distance and said in the most serious tone I could “Only that I am too awesome.”
My mom just shook her head and apologised to the doctor for my behaviour.
no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire
#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc
that one person who whenever they come online you just
i smell friend
mixed race harry potter
black hermione granger
gay remus lupin
what if we took the minority metaphors and made them explicit instead of slappin them on straight white people what if
the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning
Ravenclaw: Do it once you’ve gathered enough relevant information.
Hufflepuff: Do it with integrity.
Slytherin: Do it on your own terms.
Gryffindor: Do it for the vine.
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